In my book, Introducing the Medieval Ass (shameless plug), I note the ass’s versatility in that during the Middle Ages the beast of burden was many things to many people – stubborn, steadfast, foolish, irrational, hard-working, holy, through its association with Christ – and by calling someone an ass any one of those attributes could be applied to people. Peter Abelard, the twelfth-century philosopher, called Socrates (the ancient Greek philosopher) an ass. He didn’t mean the sleight intentionally (i.e., he didn’t think that Socrates was a foolish or irrational person); rather, he was using Socrates as an example to make his point about a philosophical argument (Realism). In comparing Socrates (a human) with an ass named Brunellus (an animal) and arguing that both man and ass are rational and irrational beings, his aim was to show the absurdity of his rivals’ stance on Realism. Without getting into any more details about this semantic argument, the point to take from this is that Abelard took the ass’s reputation for irrationality and applied it to Socrates.
Today, the word ‘ass’ is equally as versatile in the English language, though we rarely go to the extremes of Abelard and his medieval associates. Calling someone an ass today, still equates to calling somebody foolish or stupid or lacking common sense. And then if you add a prefix or suffix you can extend the meaning through a punchy and vivid expression.
Here are some of those ass-words with an explanation:
Phrase | Type | Meaning |
Tight ass | Pejorative | Miser |
Dumb ass | Pejorative | Stupid |
Smart ass | Pejorative | Annoying and sarcastic |
Asshole | Pejorative | Cruel and heartless |
To have some ass | Sexual & Pejorative | To have sex |
To take it up the ass | Sexual | To have anal sex |
Badass | Positive & Pejorative | +ve – Awesome in a heroic, admirable sense -ve – Evil |
To kickass | Positive | powerful, effective, aggressive. “That kick-ass guy takes no prisoners” |
Kiss my ass | Pejorative | Insulting expression; shows a lack of respect |
Kick up the ass | Slang & idiom | A metaphorical kick to encourage or motivate someone; to stop someone being lazy |
Blow wind/smoke up someone’s ass | Slang & idiom | An insincere compliment |
Half-assed | Pejorative | Not trying hard enough, a poor effort |
LMAO | Text Speak | Laughing my ass off |
And the last word goes to Ismo, a Finnish comedian, who offers an ‘English as a second language’ perspective of the expressive ass.